We detected a burst of Gama Ray coming towards the slums of the city. It wasn't a pulsar, and it was getting stronger and closer.
Soon after we discovered none other than The Incredible Hulk had entered the atmosphere with no spacecraft or even a spacesuit. Just the big green mass of muscles.
He was really pissed and there was only the 4 of us to stop him: Me, Dustin, BunE Rabbit and Blue Agate. Commodore Snapper was also there for uh... moral support.
We were heavily armored and armed and started throwing more ammo than WWII. It was not enough. We appealed to exploding rounds, missiles, and even a nuke. There were a lot of casualties to friendly fire as well. It was hell in there, with the giant screaming: "HULK SMASH!"
Hulk kept coming. We had lots of casualties and he just got angrier. Dustin tried spitting fire. BunE changed to his cute little invulnerable form to hit The Hulk in the balls with his head (???). We thought it might work but it appears Hulk's balls are just as invulnerable.
After two hours of incessant shooting the emerald goliath went down and turned into Doctor Bruce Banner once more. The world was safe this time, but for how long?
Here's the pictures of the action.
Qapla'!
Lt. Cmdr. Kal Aie
